The last word...

SneakyDave · 08-20-2003, 08:35 PM

Who will get it?

Personally, I think its me...

WORD!

**Terra** · 08-20-2003, 08:36 PM

Peace!

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Terra
--and thus begins the longest forum thread ever in the history of the Internet--
FutureQuest

word

SneakyDave · 08-20-2003, 08:39 PM

Rumor Central

Corporate Waste! Terra spotted driving an '85 moped with his Valentine Radar Detector.

The Horror! Pre-teen found trapped like a rat in a false floor!

SneakyDave · 08-20-2003, 08:42 PM

New Shimmer is both a floor wax and a dessert topping!

**Terra** · 08-20-2003, 08:45 PM

Landshark: "Plumber."
Lady: I didn't hire a plumber. Who is it!?"
Landshark: "Flowers."
Lady: "What... for who"
Landshark: "Plumber"
Lady:"... you're.. that crazy shark aren't you?''
Landshark: " No maam, I am just a dolphin.. will you let me in please?"
Lady: "A dolphin! Ok!"

SneakyDave · 08-20-2003, 08:55 PM

Lady: "You're that Land Shark aren't you?"
Landshark: "Uh. Cover of Time!?"

The Thing That Wouldn't Leave! "You don't mind if I invite some friends over do you? How about a few long distance calls?"

**Terra** · 08-20-2003, 09:02 PM

"This is the operator. Am I speaking to the party to whom I am connected?"

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Terra

Last Word: zymurgy

TVB · 08-20-2003, 09:48 PM

no...you are speaking directly to my alter ego.

and I can't hear a word you are saying.

**Terra** · 08-20-2003, 11:59 PM

"All that glitters is NOT gold"

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Terra

*sheila* · 08-21-2003, 12:41 AM

A man walks into a bar with a duck and they sit down.

The bartender says, "What are you doing with that pig?"

The man says, "That's not a pig, that's a duck."

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"I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to the duck."